Saint Zero

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

And one day, your name didn’t make me smile anymore.
Unknown (via unabashinglyme)

The Amity Affliction - Chasing Ghosts

4gifs:

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byrongraffiti:

Iconic

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

vinegod:

SURPRISE!!! by Bottlerocket

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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peashooter85:

Ornate flintlock sword pistol produced by Griffin and Tow of England, 18th century.

Sold at Auction: $19,295

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

ap0calypses:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

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ap0calypses:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

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