STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favourite book villain
The eternal struggle.
|—||Ella Eyre (via kaloriesblog)|
we found this really cute RED Demoman cosplayer at AAC!! ;w;
Most canon Demoman I’ve ever seen! Perfect down to every detail.
Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
|—||Talib Kweli (via mer-se)|
This is the best thing ever.